Winging It

Some jokes of the air for flyboys:

• Every takeoff is optional, every landing is mandatory.
• When in doubt, hold on to yyous altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.
• The propeller is a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can watch the pilot start sweating.
• The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire.
• Stay out of clouds, the silver lining everyone keeps talking aboutmight just be another plane travelling in the opposite direction.
• You start out with abag full of luck ang an empty bag of experience before emptying  the bag of luck.
• There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no-one knows what they are.