Neither Will Hers

When my friend was pregnant, she was having a hard time with all the weight she'd gained. One day her husband persuade her to go to the beach for the day.
"There I sat, with my bulges and potbelly," she told me later, "and this gorgeous girl, about 17 years old, walked by in a red micro bikini, and I started to cry."
"When my husband asked what was wrong," she continued, "I said,'Just look at that beautiful girl. My body will never look like that again."
"He rolled over and glanced at the girl, and - here's how I know I've married a special man - he took my hand and kissed it.'You know what, honey?' he said. 'Neither will hers.'"